April 2012
GOD NO TOMORROW IS APRIL 1ST
I HATE APRIL FOOL’S DAY
OH YOU COVERED THIS DOORKNOB WITH STICKY GOO?
GUESS I HAVE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT
JOE YOU NEED TO SEE THIS
KH3D SPOILER BUT
LOOK AT THIS
SEE THIS
PLS
[[MORE]]
BAD QUALITY VID BUT BASICALLY
He goes, “You make it look so easy. All you do is hold out your hand and— Ah.”
IT IS REAL LIFE…
KH3D SPOILERS
[[MORE]]I CANNOT AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN IS OVER NOW I HAVE TO WAIT TIL FALL FOR THIS HIDEOUS SEQUEL CALLED OMNIVERSE I CANNOT
I
CANNOT
March 2012
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My job makes me want to drown myself. Or maybe that’s my life. No I think it’s both. Punches all manipulating people in the face.
Then eats the world.
There are SO MANY Kingdom Hearts 3D spoilers I am SO EXCITED over, but I’m on my phone and too lazy to get my laptop to put up a cut.
But THAT SECRET ENDING. I was praying for this 6 years ago! Yes! I am SO PLEASED.
Need a 3ds just for this game!
Pepper had his check-up and he’s all healthy! He’s a healthy weight, his heart is good and the vet is pleased with his diet. I’m so glad!
m4ge:
A film adaption of Green Eggs and Ham in which Sam is a gorgeous misunderstood teenage boy with sass
Tumblr goes wild
Talking about my dad makes me feel so depressed and like I’m gonna cry. My great uncle’s forty-day service is on Sunday so I’m already pretty flustered. Argh, he has to make things so much harder, doesn’t he?!
You Know You're Trans* When: #2343 You start...
oh me this is me and I do this for everyone ever
My dad just yelled at me about manipulating him. I asked him to pick my sister up from a party because I need to be up early tomorrow.
I can’t even, I’m so sick of his abuse??? Taking my money, telling me I’m lazy when I’m a full-time student working 2-3 nights a week, calling me stupid, calling me a faggot, telling me I’m going to hell. And this isn’t once in...
I’m usually a relaxed gamer so TF2 is the only game that leaves me screaming GODDAMMIT FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE COCK SHITHEAD DAMN BALLS HELL ASS
I name player characters in every game Buttnugget or some variation and I talk about it so much that my phone recognizes Buttnugget as a legitimate word.
“Butt Nugget has formed a bond that cannot be broken!”
Persona
No…
Ngl a good moisturizing hand soap is really important for smooth hands doing rough hard WORK autocorrect y u do dis.
Let’s just not use time, let’s get rid of time. It’s a conspiracy to make us schedule time to sleep.
I really want to know how this week went by so quickly. I feel like Joe was just here, but at the same time I feel like I went right back to my wild regular schedule. Time is so weird.
my boss doesn't understand basic math and takes it...
boss: I need these numbers multiplied by 50% but this calculator has no percent button
me: no problem, just use .5 instead
boss: why would I do that?
me: it’s the same thing, you get the same result
boss: no, I need to use the percent button
me: but .5 works the same way
Boss: why do you insist on arguing with me?!
Jesus Christ did you ever pass a math class do you understand...
cakemeister:
Coworker comes in. “the guy in super size me ate McDonalds every day for a month blah blah and he died. He got diabetes and died.” What no—
Other coworker: “well there had to have been something wrong with him in the first place, then.”
smh
lol what afaik he lost the weight after working really hard for over a year and is still alive
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
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I want a 3ds.
allyouneedisyayness started following you
why would you do this to yourself
Come downstairs, first thing my dad says is, “I looked online and this site proved Obama’s real name is Barry and he was born in Kenya!”
I’m going to blow this house up.
Too tired to function good night
cakemeister:
repede:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
repede:
I punched myself in the mouth……..
you should go fuck your shit up, wtf did you do to deserve that
you gotta go and tell that repede fuckass not to mess w you anymore
sobs
I always move my head and hands at the same time so they accidentally collide
I have bad coordination
what am i going to do with you honey….
/rubs
Last week...
cornerof5thandvermouth:
repede:
I punched myself in the mouth……..
you should go fuck your shit up, wtf did you do to deserve that
you gotta go and tell that repede fuckass not to mess w you anymore
sobs I always move my head and hands at the same time so they accidentally collide I have bad coordination
I punched myself in the mouth……..
Oh yeah I gave my presentation thing today and it was well-received. People were interested. They ate my cupcakes. Now my activist project is done and I can relax! I’m considering early bed because I’m just that tired but I’m not sure. I do know my shoulder needs some rest.
Sometimes I like to flop on my bed face-first then slowly slide down the side until I’m on the floor. I just do.
You know, last night my boss was making fun of me to a client and called me a bad shampoo girl.
I was like, wow, I am so close to walking out on the job and leaving you with no help!
I’m never going into hair. Ever. Hair dressers are some of the most judgmental, nasty people. :/
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Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexuals nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will not inherit the kingdom of God. - 1 Corinthians...