everybody's gonna be mad

! Share a secret?

But in all seriousness, I don’t share secrets about other people. I never have. It’s not my information to tell, you know? I’m a secret-keeping master. I have secrets kept from when I was in elementary school, that’s how good I am at this shit.

But a secret about me? Hmm… I don’t like my armpit hair. I don’t like the stink my pits make when they get hairy and stinky. I would love it if I could get the hair zapped out, but for now I just shave it off. I hear from other people that if I let the hair grow out and I take care of my hygiene, the stink will go away, but I can’t take the smell I just can’t so the hair comes off. I just shave it. Obsessively. God help me if it grows just a little bit BAM shaved it off.

The only hair on my body that I can’t stand.