I really want to collect ponies because I love the color coordinations. I really really love some of them. Some are just beautiful. And it doesn’t help that they’re really cute!
I hope I have a kid that loves ponies too, I hope I hope. Then I will be like, “Everypony the light touches is our kingdom.”
And they will be like, “Wow.”
And I will say, “A ruler’s time here rises and falls like the sun. One day, [name], the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new princess.”
“And this will all be mine?”
“Everypony.”
“Everypony the light touches… What about that shadowy place?”
“That’s beyond our borders. You must never go there, [child].”
“I thought a princess could do whatever she wants?”
“There’s more to being a princess than getting your way all the time.”
“There’s MORE?”